Essie’s “Tart Deco”
The color description calls it a “dreamy coral.” So what exactly was wrong with dreamy coral? That would have been an acceptable color name; it’s descriptive. Tart deco could be anything. That could be green for all I know; tart apples are green. To me tart deco would be a granny smith apple with an art deco pattern carved into the peel. Also if you look at the label really quickly it looks like fart deco.
I dub thee: WOOLGATHERING ANTHOZOA

Essie’s “Tart Deco”

The color description calls it a “dreamy coral.” So what exactly was wrong with dreamy coral? That would have been an acceptable color name; it’s descriptive. Tart deco could be anything. That could be green for all I know; tart apples are green. To me tart deco would be a granny smith apple with an art deco pattern carved into the peel. Also if you look at the label really quickly it looks like fart deco.

I dub thee: WOOLGATHERING ANTHOZOA